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Did I mention my crush on Elvira?

Posted by Dale T. Doll on July 15, 2020

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Sadly, it just couldn't work out. She's a babe and I'm a doll ...

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Mollusk Mayhem: Dale Reviews the Monster that Challenged the World (and Our Sanity)

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